Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Disgusting



The new limited edition flavor, 'Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper' embodies everything that is wrong with this country today.

In fact, I think Jesus even said something to the effect of 'and if thou drinkest Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper, thou shalt surely not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.'

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2 comments:

Kellyry said...

DISGUSTING was the first word that came to mind when I saw this. I don't like DP in the first place, let alone fake CHERRY flavor AND THEN CHOCOLATE flavored! YUK.

Anonymous said...

So we should stock up before next month's visit? :-P